1) You paid/are going to pay too much for your laser device
2) Your laser device isn't/won't be strong enough to give the energy for professional results!
...or BOTH!!! Read more for details!!!
I'm John Christian, a.k.a. "OverMachoGrande", and I make the world's greatest laser helmet for hair loss called the "LASER MESSIAH", and I sell them to the public: BUY A LASER MESSIAH!
I also know amazing complementary treatments that can dramatically increase your potential of success, which I call my "Laser Enhancement Protocols". You can email me about all of this at email@example.com!
Speaking of other treatments, "detumescence therapy" (deep scalp massaging) is very synergistic with LLLT, but it has two problems... 1) hand/finger pain, and 2) you feel sometimes like you aren't making much "headway". I believe I have SOLVED THOSE PROBLEMS by making a wooden hand held device with rubber "grip" fingers. Video on this coming soon, but you can email me for details right now (and I can send you some pics of it and tell you how to make it, too!).
Talk to you soon, and START FIGHTING YOUR HAIR LOSS NOW!
The Laser Messiah II is the ONLY DEVICE that follows the best principles and key concepts of laser therapy / LLLT for hair loss! Also, it's the only laser helmet that is fully-customizable, upgradeable, and user-serviceable!
Email me for pricing and options at firstname.lastname@example.org --we can talk about all the options available to make the best custom device possible. I have extensive experience with many other treatments as well, and together we can really hammer down a great regimen! Let me hear from you!
I'm starting a new campaign to help illustrate and preserve every step of every treatment that I've found to be beneficial over the years (ESPECIALLY the ones that enhance LLLT!), and the first one is an overview of my "Laser Usage Protocols"! Click here for the .pdf!!!
I'm so excited, and I've been wanting to make these changes for YEARS!!! Well, the OMG site is finally finished!!! So, what new content to expect? ...and where have I been/what have I been doing (besides building the greatest laser helmet for hair loss on the planet!)?? Well, read to find out!!!