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Learn about LLLT (laser therapy) | Build your own Laser Device
Home of the Laser Messiah® -the World's Greatest Laser Helmet for Hair Loss

Weekly Notes

What's O.M.G. doing? What's he experimenting with right now?! Read these weekly notes to FIND OUT!!! [Click here or the menu bar link to go back to the page with the full text of ALL the notes!]

SPRING 2020!

Detumesce Therapy made easy with my wooden devices!!!
I'm John Christian, a.k.a. "OverMachoGrande", and I make the world's greatest laser helmet for hair loss called the "LASER MESSIAH", and I sell them to the public: BUY A LASER MESSIAH!

I also know amazing complementary treatments that can dramatically increase your potential of success, which I call my "Laser Enhancement Protocols". You can email me about all of this at omg@​overmachogrande​.com!

Speaking of other treatments, "detumescence therapy" (deep scalp massaging) is very synergistic with LLLT, but it has two problems... 1) hand/finger pain, and 2) you feel sometimes like you aren't making much "headway". I believe I have SOLVED THOSE PROBLEMS by making a wooden hand held device with rubber "grip" fingers. Video on this coming soon, but you can email me for details right now (and I can send you some pics of it and tell you how to make it, too!).


-John (O.M.G.)

May/June 2019

I'm finally working on new articles, new videos, and completely overhauling my website this month! In the meantime, email me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com to buy the greatest laser device for hair loss / hair growth in the world!!!
I'm happy to announce that I'm going to be finally working on new articles, new videos, and completely overhauling my website this month! I have so much to share with you! In the meantime, I am of course still building the best laser helmet for hair loss/hair growth on the planet -the Laser Messiah II! You are welcome to email me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com for information on that (I can even spell out all the advantages for you very easily!), and you can also ask me for the link to the work-in-progress "Laser Enhancement Protocols" pdf!

Talk to you soon!!!
-John (O.M.G.)

May/June 2018!

The "Laser Enhancement Protocols" document is *almost* to the point where I can release it to the public! Also, I'm finally over the backlog of orders due to me using up every single premium diode on the planet!
Hope you had a great Spring [probably colder than normal for most people!] and are ready for the SUMMER! Can you believe that this year is getting scarily close to being HALF OVER already?! ...Time to get motivated!!!

I'm finally through the order backlog (I wiped out every premium AiXiZ diode on the planet and outpaced the factory!), and I'm back to [quickly!] building the BEST LASER HELMET for hair loss on the planet!!! ...which you, of course, can BUY ready to go! Fully-customizable, diode lens caps REMOVED, and all the other key aspects that makes mine indisputably the best! You can email me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com and we can talk about it!

I'm getting closer to releasing my world famous "Laser Enhancement Protocols" directly to the public! I am working on an amazing .PDF document that I think will be the GREATEST THING to hit the world of laser therapy since my Do-It-Yourself instructions. What I have in the current rough draft / "Work in Progress" form is still enough to explain the entire concept, and hopefully make lightbulbs go off in your head, too! If you are a customer of mine (or even if you aren't!), you can email me to get the "perma-link" to the document! This will be a BIG DEAL -mark my words.

Tons of site updates, articles (including a DIY HAIR SPRAY that actually FIGHTS HAIRLOSS!), and videos coming soon! Stay tuned, and shoot me an email!

Christmas 2017!!!

Updates on the "Laser Enhancement Protocols"! An emailable .pdf version is on the way!!!
I hope everyone out there is having a Merry Christmas! [...or Happy Holidays if you don't celebrate it!] ...It *is* the most wonderful time of the year!

I know I'm about a year and a half late on my public version of my "Laser Enhancement Protocols", ha ha, but I'm getting there --I promise! The good news is that I'm working RIGHT NOW on a .PDF version -an UPDATED version with tons of info- that I can email you! I hope to have that done in a couple of weeks (like the first week of 2018!). I will discontinue the old text version that I cut-and-paste via email. It'd be impossible to send this new version via a text email because it's just to dang MUCH INFO!

So, if you are a customer of mine (or even if you aren't) please email me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com to ask about getting a copy of that --you won't want to miss it!!!

Month of June, 2017!

Updates to the site coming soon!!! Also, I'm changing the name of the "Laser Usage Protocols" to "Laser Therapy Enhancement Techniques".
Sorry it's been so long with the site updates!!! One thing that many people don't realize is that unlike people on the internet, I AM THE GUY that actually MAKES THE HELMETS!!! I'm the manufacturer, the email answerer, the shipper -every part of it is done by me! Ha ha, so sometimes it's tough for me to make time for the website! My email life, however, is PROLIFIC --I happily spend hours a day on it most days, and you are welcome to get all the current info by emailing me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com!

I *almost* have my studio set up, so videos with your favorite people (like Brian Simonis at will be coming soon!!!! After that -the site is going to be mega active!

By the way, I have a new name for the "Laser Usage Protocols" section... it will be called "Laser Therapy Enhancement Techniques"! This name is less confusing --they are items that you can do to enhance laser therapy, and aren't necessarily required! I hope this name clears it up!

Months of August and September, 2016

Exciting announcement --NEW .PDF INSTRUCTABLES for HAIR LOSS TREATMENTS!!! The first one is my "Laser Usage Protocols Introduction" -and I need to give a disclaimer, too!
[New notes coming soon -I promise! -OMG, Sept 18th, 2016] Happy August... and now September!!! My older daughter starts her very first day of kindergarten on Tuesday, August the 16th, and I just can't believe it -where did the time go! What a big day, and it's "refreshing" to see how excited she is about it! It's my wife's (the Laser Babe's) birthday later this week, too! I'll be here building the world's greatest laser helmet, though, and new content is still on the horizon (although I'm bogged down with some other projects first)!

EXCITING NEWS… I'd like to announce that I am launching my ".PDF Instructable" campaign to help illustrate and preserve all of the effective treatments out there that keep getting buried by shills in forums!!! I'll lay out every step of every treatment, and even better, I'll show you how to work them into your regimen (and tell you why you should)!

My first one already finished, and it's the "Laser Usage Protocols Introduction" --so if you want to know more about what that is all about, then click and read this full article and download the .PDF! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Weeks of July 11th through July 25th, 2016

Scalp Heating Caps and a STRONG 50% Glycolic Acid Peel!
We're in the dead of summer now and I think most of the [lucky part] of the Northern Hemisphere is on vacation, but I'm still here making the world's greatest laser helmet for hair loss --The Laser Messiah II!!!

I've got a great new "gizmo" that I've been trying, and it's a SCALP HEATING CAP! This seems to be a great way to help those topicals like the polysorbate 80 / alcohol mix penetrate deeper into the scalp!

I'm also experimenting with a new STRONG 50% Glycolic Acid Scalp peel! You can read about all this and more in my weekly note entry for this week!!!

Weeks of June 27th and July 4th, 2016

SMOKING GUN PROOF that laser therapy reduces scalp inflammation, and a great SCALP MASSAGER!
Next Monday is Independence Day for the USA, so this weekly status is for two weeks! :) I'll be making helmets both weeks, though, so you can email me at omg@​overmachogrande​.com!

Want SMOKING GUN PROOF that laser therapy does things that no other hair loss treatment can?? Check out the full weekly note and I'll show you! Great pictures from scalp biopsies that prove it!

Also, a customer alerted me to a truly fantastic way that we can EASILY add scalp exercises / detumescence therapy to our regimens, and it could potentially hold promise: a VIGOROUS electric scalp massager with strong "kneading" action, and it massively increases bloodflow -that's fantastic for LLLT!

Week of June 20th, 2016

Immortal Hair's YouTube discussion on fatigue and thyroid symptoms, and LLLT for Depression!
Happy belated Father's Day to all you swaggering daddies out there! While much of the Western World is on vacation, I will be building the world's greatest laser helmet, the Laser Messiah II, all week long!

Brian Simonis a.k.a "Immortal Hair"/"Caustic Symmetry" at Immortal​Hair​.org released a new YouTube discussion on fatigue and thyroid symptoms (and obviously the thyroid has a lot to do with many people's hair loss!), so check it out!

More findings were released that show that antidepressants are completely worthless for treating depression. So... what DOES work for depression? Laser therapy. Studies like this and this show that -and welcome to the very interesting world of light energy and positive brain stimulation! View the full note to read more!!!

Week of June 13th, 2016

First full week with the new site up!
Finally got the new site up on Friday, June 10th at about 1PM EST -and I hope you enjoy it, and I hope I reach much more people because I feel responsible that there is still so much confusion about laser therapy devices out there! Don't buy lousy mass-marketed devices!!!

It's hot in Florida, but I’m going to enjoy a week of building the world’s greatest laser helmet, the Laser Messiah II, so to inquire about the options/pricing, or check out my buy page!

I'm also starting to get my studio ready so I can start doing lots of videos -especially my LASER USAGE PROTOCOLS! So, get ready for that!!! Click for more...

Week of June 6th, 2016

Detumescence Therapy, and my birthday!
June 6th is my birthday, so happy birthday to me! I'm looking forward to a great birthday week of building the greatest laser helmet in the WORLD --the LASER MESSIAH!!!!

A lot of people ask me whether or not scalp massages (or "DT" --Detumescence Therapy) can be used with LLLT. The answer is a resounding YES!!! Click to read more!!!

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