The Laser Messiah is the ONLY DEVICE that follows the best principles and key concepts of laser therapy / LLLT for hair loss! Also, it's the only laser helmet that is fully-customizable, upgradeable, and user-serviceable!...why would you want anything else?!
Email me for pricing and options at omg@overmachogrande.com today! This is my PASSION, and I have extensive experience with many other treatments as well (as shown with my "Laser Enhancement Protocols"), and together we can really hammer down a great regimen! Let me hear from you!
Detumesce Therapy made easy with my wooden devices!!!
I'm John Christian, a.k.a. "OverMachoGrande", and I make the world's greatest laser helmet for hair loss called the "LASER MESSIAH", and I sell them to the public: BUY A LASER MESSIAH!
I also know amazing complementary treatments that can dramatically increase your potential of success, which I call my "Laser Enhancement Protocols". You can email me about all of this at omg@overmachogrande.com!
Speaking of other treatments, "detumescence therapy" (deep scalp massaging) is very synergistic with LLLT, but it has two problems... 1) hand/finger pain, and 2) you feel sometimes like you aren't making much "headway". I believe I have SOLVED THOSE PROBLEMS by making a wooden hand held device with rubber "grip" fingers. Video on this coming soon, but you can email me for details right now (and I can send you some pics of it and tell you how to make it, too!).
Talk to you soon, and START FIGHTING YOUR HAIR LOSS NOW!
Updates on the "Laser Enhancement Protocols"! An emailable .pdf version is on the way!!!
I hope everyone out there is having a Merry Christmas! [...or Happy Holidays if you don't celebrate it!] ...It *is* the most wonderful time of the year!
I know I'm about a year and a half late on my public version of my "Laser Enhancement Protocols", ha ha, but I'm getting there --I promise! The good news is that I'm working RIGHT NOW on a .PDF version -an UPDATED version with tons of info- that I can email you! I hope to have that done in a couple of weeks (like the first week of 2018!). I will discontinue the old text version that I cut-and-paste via email. It'd be impossible to send this new version via a text email because it's just to dang MUCH INFO!
So, if you are a customer of mine (or even if you aren't) please email me at omg@overmachogrande.com to ask about getting a copy of that --you won't want to miss it!!!
Updates to the site coming soon!!! Also, I'm changing the name of the "Laser Usage Protocols" to "Laser Therapy Enhancement Techniques".
Sorry it's been so long with the site updates!!! One thing that many people don't realize is that unlike people on the internet, I AM THE GUY that actually MAKES THE HELMETS!!! I'm the manufacturer, the email answerer, the shipper -every part of it is done by me! Ha ha, so sometimes it's tough for me to make time for the website! My email life, however, is PROLIFIC --I happily spend hours a day on it most days, and you are welcome to get all the current info by emailing me at omg@overmachogrande.com!
I *almost* have my studio set up, so videos with your favorite people (like Brian Simonis at ImmortalHair.com will be coming soon!!!! After that -the site is going to be mega active!
By the way, I have a new name for the "Laser Usage Protocols" section... it will be called "Laser Therapy Enhancement Techniques"! This name is less confusing --they are items that you can do to enhance laser therapy, and aren't necessarily required! I hope this name clears it up!
I'm starting a new campaign to help illustrate and preserve every step of every treatment that I've found to be beneficial over the years (ESPECIALLY the ones that enhance LLLT!), and the first one is an overview of my "Laser Usage Protocols"! Click here for the .pdf!!!
Exciting announcement --NEW .PDF INSTRUCTABLES for HAIR LOSS TREATMENTS!!! The first one is my "Laser Usage Protocols Introduction" -and I need to give a disclaimer, too!
[New notes coming soon -I promise! -OMG, Sept 18th, 2016] Happy August... and now September!!! My older daughter starts her very first day of kindergarten on Tuesday, August the 16th, and I just can't believe it -where did the time go! What a big day, and it's "refreshing" to see how excited she is about it! It's my wife's (the Laser Babe's) birthday later this week, too! I'll be here building the world's greatest laser helmet, though, and new content is still on the horizon (although I'm bogged down with some other projects first)!
EXCITING NEWS… I'd like to announce that I am launching my ".PDF Instructable" campaign to help illustrate and preserve all of the effective treatments out there that keep getting buried by shills in forums!!! I'll lay out every step of every treatment, and even better, I'll show you how to work them into your regimen (and tell you why you should)!
My first one already finished, and it's the "Laser Usage Protocols Introduction" --so if you want to know more about what that is all about, then click and read this full article and download the .PDF! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Scalp Heating Caps and a STRONG 50% Glycolic Acid Peel!
We're in the dead of summer now and I think most of the [lucky part] of the Northern Hemisphere is on vacation, but I'm still here making the world's greatest laser helmet for hair loss --The Laser Messiah II!!!
I've got a great new "gizmo" that I've been trying, and it's a SCALP HEATING CAP! This seems to be a great way to help those topicals like the polysorbate 80 / alcohol mix penetrate deeper into the scalp!
I'm also experimenting with a new STRONG 50% Glycolic Acid Scalp peel! You can read about all this and more in my weekly note entry for this week!!!
SMOKING GUN PROOF that laser therapy reduces scalp inflammation, and a great SCALP MASSAGER!
Next Monday is Independence Dayfor the USA, so this weekly status is for two weeks! :) I'll be making helmets both weeks, though, so you can email me at omg@overmachogrande.com!
Want SMOKING GUN PROOF that laser therapy does things that no other hair loss treatment can?? Check out the full weekly note and I'll show you! Great pictures from scalp biopsies that prove it!
Also, a customer alerted me to a truly fantastic way that we can EASILY add scalp exercises / detumescence therapy to our regimens, and it could potentially hold promise: a VIGOROUS electric scalp massager with strong "kneading" action, and it massively increases bloodflow -that's fantastic for LLLT!
Immortal Hair's YouTube discussion on fatigue and thyroid symptoms, and LLLT for Depression!
Happy belated Father's Day to all you swaggering daddies out there! While much of the Western World is on vacation, I will be building the world's greatest laser helmet, the Laser Messiah II, all week long!
More findings were released that show that antidepressants are completely worthless for treating depression. So... what DOES work for depression? Laser therapy. Studies like this and this show that -and welcome to the very interesting world of light energy and positive brain stimulation! View the full note to read more!!!
Finally got the new site up on Friday, June 10th at about 1PM EST -and I hope you enjoy it, and I hope I reach much more people because I feel responsible that there is still so much confusion about laser therapy devices out there! Don't buy lousy mass-marketed devices!!!
It's hot in Florida, but I’m going to enjoy a week of building the world’s greatest laser helmet, the Laser Messiah II, so to inquire about the options/pricing, or check out my buy page!
I'm also starting to get my studio ready so I can start doing lots of videos -especially my LASER USAGE PROTOCOLS! So, get ready for that!!! Click for more...
I'm so excited, and I've been wanting to make these changes for YEARS!!! Well, the OMG site is finally finished!!! So, what new content to expect? ...and where have I been/what have I been doing (besides building the greatest laser helmet for hair loss on the planet!)?? Well, read to find out!!!
So... much... information! How do I even get started?! START HERE to find out all you can about LLLT for hair loss, my Laser Messiah II laser helmet, do-it-yourself laser therapy, etc.!!!
June 6th is my birthday, so happy birthday to me! I'm looking forward to a great birthday week of building the greatest laser helmet in the WORLD --the LASER MESSIAH!!!!
A lot of people ask me whether or not scalp massages (or "DT" --Detumescence Therapy) can be used with LLLT. The answer is a resounding YES!!! Click to read more!!!
People are more conscious about health effects the "unseen" waves around them -particularly EMF radiation and Wi-Fi. So, all those laser diodes up on your head must be generating a lot of electromagnetic fields, right??
WRONG! The brunt of EMF radiation is generated at the POWER SUPPLY! Don't wear the power supply on your head and you are fine!
Think L.E.D.s are as good as laser therapy/LLLT for Hair Loss? DEAD WRONG. L.E.D.'s are indeed useful for skin and health -and probably show some merit against hair loss- however, it is *not* the same thing as explained in my blog entry.
It takes REAL LASERS to make a profound impact on hair loss for several very real reasons explained in this article!
The TIME you use it each session depends on the device --I know EXACTLY how long to use the Laser Messiah II. ...But how many TIMES A WEEK is a little bit more flexible!
Here are the guidelines and the more recent conclusions that I've come to based on hearing from hundreds and hundreds of my customers (and my own experiences!).
"OverMachoGrande... do you know the connection between lasers and DHT?" People are simply waiting on the edge of their seat to hear how lasers fit right in to what they think they know about hair loss!
Yes, I know the connection. If you want to read the answer, you'd better be prepared to "let go" something you may have been conditioned to believe as an absolute truth, though, and the answer may not be what you expect!
These aren't simply "studies" that happen somewhere in some text. These are REAL LIFE/REAL WORLD RESULTS!
Those are the stats from Dr. Maricle -one of the world's leading authorities on LLLT and hair loss- based on his observations and information gathering over his long, expansive history with laser therapy for hair loss.
This is key... those aren't STUDIES that don't translate into "real life". Those numbers are REAL WORLD NUMBERS from REAL PEOPLE.
Those numbers represent what is actually occurring in clinics with laser devices that provide the necessary 3-6 joules of energy under each diode to thousands of customer's scalps all over the world.
The wavelength of the diodes we use (650nm) at our power level (5mW) DO NOT cause cancer, they are considered not harmful for eyes [don't stare at them too long, though, dammit... I'm sure there *is* a way you could hurt yourself!], and they only do GOOD THINGS to you!
This question is usually followed with "Should I buzz my hair down initially when I'm doing these treatments?"
The short answer is that it doesn't matter how thick your hair is... laser therapy is getting to the scalp! Trust me, that scalp of yours is still getting irradiated with nice, soothing, healing, BRIGHT LLLT! You can't stop it.
We noticed eons ago from our own experiments that "diffused" (uncollimated)laser diodes (with lens caps removed) work better than "dots". We also noticed that most pro devices remove the lens caps and have "diffused" diodes, whereas many of the mass-marketed crappy ones still have that lens cap, constraining the footprint and sucking away power.
This will help you if you want to see the rough size of a diffused diode at the heights of 1cm, 2cm, and 3cm...
The Laser Messiah is the ONLY DEVICE that follows the best principles and key concepts of laser therapy / LLLT for hair loss! Also, it's the only laser helmet that is fully-customizable, upgradeable, and user-serviceable!...why would you want anything else?!
Email me for pricing and options at omg@overmachogrande.com today! This is my PASSION, and I have extensive experience with many other treatments as well (as shown with my "Laser Enhancement Protocols"), and together we can really hammer down a great regimen! Let me hear from you!
People are more conscious about health effects the "unseen" waves around them -particularly EMF radiation and Wi-Fi. So, all those laser diodes up on your head must be generating a lot of electromagnetic fields, right??
WRONG! The brunt of EMF radiation is generated at the POWER SUPPLY! Don't wear the power supply on your head and you are fine!
Think L.E.D.s are as good as laser therapy/LLLT for Hair Loss? DEAD WRONG. L.E.D.'s are indeed useful for skin and health -and probably show some merit against hair loss- however, it is *not* the same thing as explained in my blog entry.
It takes REAL LASERS to make a profound impact on hair loss for several very real reasons explained in this article!
The TIME you use it each session depends on the device --I know EXACTLY how long to use the Laser Messiah II. ...But how many TIMES A WEEK is a little bit more flexible!
Here are the guidelines and the more recent conclusions that I've come to based on hearing from hundreds and hundreds of my customers (and my own experiences!).
The World's Greatest Laser Helmet for Hair Loss can now be yours! Fully-wired, a DIY KIT, or just the "helmet only" --email omg@overmachogrande.com for details!
The Laser Messiah is the ONLY DEVICE that follows the best principles and key concepts of laser therapy / LLLT for hair loss! Also, it's the only laser helmet that is fully-customizable, upgradeable, and user-serviceable!...why would you want anything else?!
Email me for pricing and options at omg@overmachogrande.com today! This is my PASSION, and I have extensive experience with many other treatments as well (as shown with my "Laser Enhancement Protocols"), and together we can really hammer down a great regimen! Let me hear from you!
This was my original article from 2009 announcing that I was making the Laser Messiah II! This has great comparisons between the Laser Messiah I (the one you build with the free instructions) vs. the Laser Messiah II (the one I build, and the greatest laser helmet for hair loss that has ever been created!).
This is going to be THE. HOTTEST. SECTION. on this site! It's the section that you will come back to and check often!
My helmet is the best, but there are things you can do to make the best EVEN BETTER. I've been giving these to my customers for years via email (and you can email me for them if you are a customer and don't have a copy!), but it's time to make public multi-media presentations for them!
This is the place for cutting edge, natural solutions for hair loss --and it has a great forum! Home of the Ortho-Nutritional Supplement Line (formerly know as the "Top Six"), which is a great supplement addition for LLLT users!
When you pulse laser light at an extremely high rate, it causes MORE of a biological response/stimulation than would ordinarily occur. Certain frequencies do this better than others, and the main one that people associate with fighting hair loss is 8.9 khz. John Steele created one that can do this for helmets up to 450 diodes --and this is a BIG DEAL and has never been done before!!!
Zix Homepage - Homemade hairloss topicals, including "Minomuck"... a minox additive that enables you to turn generic minox into a product that rivals "Scalpmed" for a fraction of the cost!